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FIFI'S THOUGHTS 6/10/2009 9:57:54 AM
ALL KINDS OF REPORTS.....ALL KINDS OF REPORTS....ON YOU OK LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MAJOR REPORTS A PERSON GETS THROUGHOUT HIS OR HER LIFE..........
YOUR JOB REPORT OR 'PERFORMANCE EVALUATION'
BEING A BETTER TERM........I JUST RECENTLY HAD ONE OF THOSE THINGS WITH PETROS MY BOSS.....THOSE THINGS ARE SO DARN SUBJECTIVE........OHHHHHH YOU'RE DOING A REALLY GREAT JOB BUT I'M ONLY GONNA GIVE YOU AN AVERAGE CAUSE YOUR NOSE IS CROOKED OE YOU WON'T GO OUT WITH ME.....OF COURSE THEY CAN'T SAY THAT BUT YOU KIND OF GET MY DRIFT......THEY'LL SAY 'I'M GIVING YOU AN AVERAGE BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE POTENTIAL AND YOU CAN DO BETTER........
YOUR 'BODY REPORT' OR YOUR 'YEARLY PHYSICAL' WITH YOUR DOCTOR.........YOUR TRIGLYCERINS OR WHATEVER THOSE THINGS ARE CALLED ARE TOO HIGH.....YOUR SUGAR IS TOO HIGH....YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IS TOO HIGH OR TOO LOW......BLAH BLAH BLAH........A GOOD EVALUATION DOESN'T LEAD TO A PROMOTION OR RAISE....I SURE HAVEN'T GOT EITHER OF THE TWO FROM PETROS.........
YOU 'EYE REPORT' WITH YOUR OPTOMETRIST IF LIKE I DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES......YOU NEED A STRONGER PRESCRIPTION IN YOUR RIGHT LENS BECAUSE YOUR RETINA IS GETTING WEAKER
YOUR 'TEETH REPORT' WITH YOUR DENTIST.....SO ANOTHER DECAYED RIGHT MOLAR EHHHHH?
YOUR CREDIT REPORT......YOUR CREDIT SCORE IS LOWER BECAUSE YOU HAVE 15 CREDIT CARDS OPEN......FATHER TELLS ME THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST IMPORTANT REPORTS....HE SAYS DON'T GET BEHIND IN THAT CREDIT....I PAY A FEW BUCKS A YEAR TO GET MY 'FREE CREDIT' REPORT....YOU KNOW THAT GUY WHOSE DANCING AND SINGING ON TV ALL THE TIME.............OMIGOSH MY REPORT GOES BACK TO WHEN I OPENED A CREDIT CARD BACK IN 'HIGH SCHOOL.'
YOUR DMV REPORT......YOU HAD A FEW 'MOVING VIOLATIONS' NICE NAME FOR TICKETS THE LAST FEW YEARS EHHHH EVEN THOUGH THOSE COPS WERE BLIND.......
SO YOU CAN SEE ALL THESE REPORTS ON YOU AND I'M SURE THEY'LL BE PUT THEM ON SOME PUBLIC INTERNET IN HE FUTURE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE.....PEOPLE TO SEE....'1984' ALL OVER........
FATHER SAYS THEY SHOULD COMBINE SOME OF THE REPORTS LIKE THE CREDIT REPORT, THE DMV REPORT, AND EMPLOYMENT EVALUATION AND A JOB HUNTER CAN SEND THEM TO EMPLOYEES.....HE SAYS A PERSON WITH GOOD DMV AND CREDIT HISTORY IS A MORE STABLE PERSON.....OMIGOSH I BETTER NOT TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TICKET I GOT A FEW WEEKS AGO FOR DOING A STUPID ROLLING STOP....I MEAN THERE'S CROOKS RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND A COP GETS ME FOR THAT? THAT'S NOT WHEN HE'S SITTING AROUND DRINKING COFFEE AT A DOUGNUT SHOP....
SADSADSAD RECENT PASSING......DAVID CARRADINE....HE WAS MISTER 'KUNG FU.'
IT WILL BE OUT SOON....IT WILL BE OUT SOON.....THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.......
OMIGOSH FATHER WAS TELLING ME WHEN HE WAS YOUNG LIKE BACK IN THE STONE AGE (EARLY 60S) HOW BIG A THING IT WAS TO HAVE A 'COLOR TV' SET.....HOW ALL THE NEIGHBORS WOULD COME AND WATCH TV WITH OUR FAMILY ON OUR OLD RCA SET.....UNCLE JACK DURING THE BRONZE AGE (EARLY 80S) WAS SO EXCITED TO GET AN OLD APPLE COMPUTER THAT YOU HAD TO PROGRAM IN 'DOS' AND COST A MINT......TIMES HAVE CHANGED....TIMES HAVE CHANGED....NOW GEN YERS WANT TO SEE 'LITTLE TVS AND COMPUTERS' PUT INSIDE THEIR EYES....AND IT MAY HAPPEN PRETTY SOON,,,,,,,,,,MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW.......
