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Fifi's Thoughts 3/8/2008 9:25:49 AM
Oingo Boingo and everything else You people remember Oingo Boingo a crazy group from the 80s? I feel like walking around a saying that word a few times. I'm just a crazy dipsy gen y girl. I mean I truly truly truly truly truly....
I'm sorry maybe you people think I'm too much a health fanatic but like I said before when I see someone taking a puff I feel like taking that cancer stick out of his or her mouth and throwing it into the trash can. When I see someone who needs to lose weight I feel taking him or her to the nearest supermarket and stock up on red grapes and brocolli and also demand that person walk a minimum three miles a day and do a hundred situps a day or at least pick up all those loose papers and clothes in his or her home. Picking up stuff is just as good for your stomach as doing situps. When I see someone going to a junkfood place to buy junkfood I feel like going into that restaraunt, pull that person out, and send that person to the nearest health food store or restaraunt. The Lord or for some of you 'Nature' gave you this body to take in natural foods and minerals provided by this Earth. Not TO TAKE IN CIGARETTES OR ALCOHOL OR DRUGS OR JUNK FOOD. I mean it's just amazing how we treat our blood streams and stomachs like 'sewers.'
I just turned 25. La de da la de da I thank the Lord for making me see the earth revolve 25 times around the Sun. I plan to be 25 forever.
I can't understand why all those highly paid geneticists and doctors can't make people look 25 forever. I really get tired reading these ads in the local paper from Beverly Hills plastic surgeons talking about a tummy tuck or breast augmentation for some wealthy potential patient when that doctor could be spending his or her time doing genetics research so people can age slower. That patient just needs to lose a little weight. She doesn't need to waste money getting a 'tummy tuck' Also this government wastes so much money on so many foolish things. If we had used all that money that we had wasted on foolish things the last forty or so years I think people would be living to be like 200 years old and cancer would be no serious than say the commmon cold.
Ugh and arrgh stinko double Os movie of the week. 10000 BC. The movie script was so bad that it was probably written by somebody who lived 12000 years ago by a caveperson who finger painted it on the side of a cave. 10000 BC was so bad that the most entertaining actors were the computer enhanced 'Mammoth' elephants. 10000 BC was so bad it made in comparison 1000000 BC which was had a bunch of blonde haired blue eyed people fighting dinosaurs look like an Academy Award winner. 10000 BC was so bad that the story would have been a lot better if the CG made Saber tooth tiger would have eaten all those people, smiled, and went back into cave and the story would have ended there. I mean gimme a break. People walking from what the ALPS TO EGYPT in like a matter of days? I'm sorry but I know my history and I know the Egyptians had a great civilization but I do not think those famous pyramids were made 12000 years ago. Actually the more I think about it MAYBE IT DOESN'T TAKE ANY LONGER FOR PEOPLE TO WALK FROM THE ALPS TO EGYPT IN 10000 BC THAN TO DRIVE FROM ONE PART OF LA TO ANOTHER ESPECIALLY ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON IN 2008. Also the Earth's atmosphere was a heck of a lot cleaner in 10000 BC than it is 2008. I don't believe there was any 'global warming' back then. There was so much ice that people walked from Asia to Alaska to the Americas. Now a polar bear or eskimo who lives around the North Pole needs to take up swimmimg lessons.
Did I tell you people I auditioned for a role for some movie comeing out about some cave girl who lived around 20000 years ago near the La Brea tar pits and fought like saber tooth lions and stuff with her spear? Well she goes into some kind of time warp and now she's walking down La Brea Blvd looking for modeling work. Of course they gave the role to some long legged brunette. Said I wasn't quite tall enough. Always an excuse. They don't realize that people who lived around 20000 BC weren't very tall. More than enough thoughts for now.
