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Fifi's Thoughts 5/3/2009 7:24:36 AM
THE SUPREME COURT WILL SOON BE KNOWN AS THE 'LAND OF THE LIBERALS.' ALSO I CAN FINALLY DESCRIBE WHAT I TRULY AM, 'A CEREBRAL RIGHT LIMBIC PERSON'.......... THAT'S WHAT FATHER SAYS, THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
YOU GEN X PEOPLE REMEMBER GROWING UP WATCHING A TV SHOW MADE BACK IN THE 70S CALLED 'THE LAND OF THE LOST?' YOU KNOW A KIND OF SILLY TV SHOW WITH DINOSAURS AND MUTANT REPTILE PEOPLE CALLED SLEESTAKS AND ALL KINDS OF STRANGE THINGS. I HEAR A REMAKE IS COMING OUT THIS SUMMER, I WONDER WHY JERRY COULDN'T GET ME AN AUDITION TO BE ONE OF THOSE SLEESTAKS? WELL WITH JUSTICE SOUTER NOW RETIRING AND ALMOST CERTAINLY TO BE REPLACED BY A LIBERAL JUDGE BY OUR LIBERAL PRESIDENT OBAMA CAN WE ALL SEE THE SUPREME COURT IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS BEING KNOWN AS THE LAND OF THE LIBERALS?
I MEAN LOOK AT THE AGE OF ALL OF THESE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES.......EXCEPT FOR THE YOUTHFUL CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS THEY'RE ALL LIKE IN THEIR 70S AND 80S....JUSTICE SOUTER WAS ACTUALLY LIKE ONE OF THE 'YOUNGER JUSTICES'
ANYWAYS OBAMA COULD BE AROUND FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS, OUR SENATE, THANKS TO GOOD OLD MR SPECTER LEAVING THE GOP, HAS A SOLID 60/40 DEMOCRAT MAJORITY, AND ALL THESE JUSTICES IN THEIR 70S AND 80S, YOU DO THE MATH.....'THE LAND OF THE LIBERALS....' FATHER SAYS JUDGES APPOINTED TO THE SUPREME COURT SHOULD BE APPOINTED BY AN INDEPENDENT OF JUDGES SO THAT POLITICAL BELIEFS AREN'T PART OF THE PORCESS...I WOULD KIND OF HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM......
THOSE DARN BULLS....THOSE DARN BULLS....THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT THE HATED CELTICS EVEN WITHOUT GARNETT......AT LEAST MY LIBERAL BOYFRIEND BIFF WHO IS A BIG TIME LAKER FAN AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON........WE BOTH HATE THE CELTICS....MARCUS YOU'RE A LAKER FAN AND YOU ALSO HATE THE CELTICS TOO RIGHT?
YOU PEOPLE WHO GO TO VEGAS EVER HEARD OF AN ENTERTAINER NAMED DANNY GANS? I WENT WITH MY GOOD ALIEN FRIENDS AND HELLOS AND ALOCKI AND MY BOYFRIEND BIFF LIKE A YEAR AGO (YOU FILTHY MINDED GIGOLO TYPES DON'T THINK OF ANYTHING DIRTY.....I STAYED IN A SEPERATE SINGLE HOTEL BEDROOM) AND ABSOLUTLEY LOVED SEEING THIS ENTERTAINER.....I MEAN THIS FELLA COULD IMPERSONATE EVERYBODY......DEAN MARTIN, FRANK SINATRA, ELVIS PRESLEY, AL PACINO, AND HE DID IT SO WELL.......I TRULYTRULYTRULY BELIEVE DANNY WOULD HAVE IMPERSONATED ME AFTER I BECAME RICH AND FAMOUS......ANYWAYS DANNY SADLY PASSED AWAY A FEW DAYS AGO AT THE TENDER AGE OF 52......REST IN PEACE DANNY.....I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ENTERTAINING A LOT OF PEOPLE UP THERE IN HEAVEN OR THE 'ASTRAL PLANE.' REST IN PEACE DANNY..........
SPEAKING OF ASTRAL PLANE I BELIEVE I'VE FOUND A METHOD THAT MIGHT IMPROVE MY CHANCES OF 'ASTRAL TRAVELING...' I MEAN I TRULYTRULYTRULYTRULY AM GETTING A BIT TIRED OF SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY ON THESE 'BRAIN SYNCHRONIZATION TAPES' AND GOING TO ALL THESE ASTRAL RETREATS AND GETTING INTO ALL KINDS OF YOGA POSITIONS AND MUTTERING ALL THESE ANCIENT CHANTS AND STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO ASTRAL PROJECT....I MEAN MY SPIRIT HAS BEEN STUCK INSIDE MY BODY FOR LIKE 25 YEARS......I'D LIKE TO FLY AROUND AND SEE MY BODY FROM THE OUTSIDE AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE LIKE ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE SAID THEY'VE EXPERIENCED........SOOOOOOOOOOOOO I THINK I BE LIKE A GIRAFFE OR AN OSTRICH OR EVEN A HORSE ANS TRY ONE NIGHT TO 'SLEEP STANDING UP.' I MEAN PEOPLE CAN EAT AND DO ALL KINDS OF OTHER THINGS WHILE THEY'RE STANDING UP, WHY NOT SLEEP? ANYWAYS SOMEONE TOLD ME I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING AN ASTRAL PROJECTION IF I SLEEP WHILE STANDING SO AT LEAST I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. I'LL SLEEP WITH MY BACK AGAINST MY BEDROOM WALL SO I DON'T BUMP INTO THINGS WHEN I GO TO SLEEP (YOU KNOW SLEEPWALK).
I WONDER IF A PERSON CAN LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT IF HE OR SHE SLEPT STANDING UP?
YOU PEOPLE EVER SEE A GIRAFFE OR OSTRICH SIT OR LIE DOWN?..........................
YOU PEOPLE THINK I WILL ACT LIKE I THIS WHEN I'M 70?.....................
I TOLD JERRY AGENT I WILL BE FIFI IN ALL MY ROLES.....WHEN I MEAN IS THAT I MAY POTRAY SOMEONE ELSE BUT THE CHARACTER WILL HAVE MY PERSONALITY.......THAT'S INCLUDING FAMOUS HISTORICAL PEOPLE........NONE OF THE HECKYL AND JECKYL AND MR OR MS HYDE NONSENSE........SO WHAT IF THE FILM ISN'T HISTORICALLY ACCURATE? IT WOULD STILL BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN 99% OF THE MOVIES MADE IN THE DOUBLE OS........WOULDN'T YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE A YOUNG QUEEN VICTORIA WHO ACTED LIKE FIFI? A YOUNG I DUNNOHERNAME THE GIRL THAT WROTE FRANKENSTEIN WHO ACTED LIKE FIFI? A YOUNG CLEOPATRA WHO ACTED LIKE FIFI? A YOUNG JANE AUSTIN WHO ACTED LIKE FIFI? EVEN THOUGH THESE MOVIES WOULD BE A BIT SILLY WOULDN'T THEY STLL BE A LOT BETTER THAN 'MALL COP,' 'OBSERVE AND REPORT,' AND 'BEING 17 AGAIN........'
