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Fifi's Thoughts
9/5/2007 10:09:06 AM

THAT'S IT I'M MOVING NEAR THE BEACH and we need to all kneel and bow our heads to the Father of the Air Conditioner Mr Willis Haviland Carrier
I'm sorry but I have had it with this unbearable heat out here in the San Fernando Valley and am moving into the beach areas. You know Manhattan Beach, Redondo Beach, Marina Del Rey... I'm ready to live with three or four girls in a studio or one bedroom apartment because it's so deathly expensive out there and I don't mind sleeping in a bunkbed. I just want to open that darn window and get cool fresh ocean breezes and be able to get a good nights sleep because I sure as heck cannnot do that in this two bedroom that I share with my roommate Marissa out here in Van Nuys. I mean last night I was really tempted to sleep next to the refrigerator or just go get two or three of those icebags at the supermarket and put them on me. The fans are just flat out useless in hot weather because all they do is circulate hot air, you know like a politician.

Of course I finally succumbed and used the good old airconditioner but Marissa and I are using it so much we're deathly afraid of our next electricity bill. I mean I'm a waitress and I can't afford a large electricity bill. So I'm definitely looking at the local rag and looking for some girls who live near the beach looking for roomates. I also see some wolf type guys who live by the beach looking for 'female roomates' but none of that 'Threes Company' nonsense for me. I know what those wolves want.

Finally everybody who does not live near the beach in the Los Angeles area which is like 90 percent of the people and all you people who live out in places like Riverside and San Bernadino and Palm Springs need to go to church this Sunday and not only pray to the Lord but pray that He made a fella named Willis Haviland Carrier. Mr Carrier who had a Masters Degree in Engineering from Cornell is the inventor of the modern air conditioner. I just can't imagine how people lived before air conditioning. So Mr Carrier I definitely will think about you when I got to church this weekend. More than enough thoughts for now and besides I'm just too hot to do any more thinking.

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